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March Madness Sadness
With the current frenzy of March Madness basketball, the most memorable game in tournament history, the story of which the NCAA has tried desperately to suppress for many years, is now the source of a new documentary called “Dumfungelmania” brought to you by the Dumfungel Corporation of downtown Scotland. The story begins in a small…
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The Last Known Words of the Beloved Dr. Seussed
Published here for the first time as a public service cautionary tale. Poot the Coot Poot was an old coot who stole stuffAnd loved to lay around pootin’ all dayXelon was a felon who stole stuff And crushed everything in his wayTogether they stole a whole countryAnd…………….. At this point in his writing, according to…
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Puff the Magic Dragoon
First Lieutenant Puff was unceremoniously drummed out of the 101st Magic Dragoons for conduct unbecoming an officer.Puff later wrote and recorded a song about dealing with the 101st Magic Dragoons which became an international sensation and a multi-million best seller. In the ensuing years, for a few seconds each day, Puff would reflect upon time…
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Smatch.Com
Remember…….VD is for everybody! Gary Bob and Tammy Shinehiney seen here dancing at their 14th wedding anniversary party. Yes, they met on Smatch.Com!
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Gnu Year’s Resolutions
1. I will never again say, “Hold my beer…. watch this!”2. I will stop telling people that the scar on my arm is a shrapnel wound from the war when the scar was actually caused by the removal of my Stormy Daniels tattoo.3. I will treat all people with kindness and respect unless some ignorant…
Brain Wreck
Humorous observations of life with illustrations
Brain Wreck 