Brain Wreck

“Hey…Little Help Here?!…. Bathroom….Need A Bathroom Break…Real Bad…No Kidding! Anybody?…Help….Bathroom…Anybody?…HELP!…please?”

Seismologists now believe that this event was the starting point for all subsequent episodes of seismic activity on Earth.
Frequent seismic activity in one particular neighborhood resulted in severe brain damage to an individual that led to the musical composition of “Baby Shark.” If you live close to the New Madrid fault line, the San Andreas, Wabash, or any of the Earth’s other major fault lines, always remember to wear protective headgear. If you do not, you might become the unwitting composer of another one of the most annoying songs known to mankind, or you could just become a victim of perpetual incontinence.