Brain Wreck

I am Boris. She is Natasha. Today we find copy of our book “Cooking With House Pets” with recipe for Moose Crap Pie on Internets thing. When we see book ad, we are mad like crack smoker hornets. Some guy named Reederz or something says he is author and illustrator. Not true! He is big phony fraud. Natasha and I, Boris J. Badenov, write and draw this book. He is crook. Don’t buy his stupid book that will soon be available on Amazon thing. Just do right thing and order from Boris and Natasha. Here is address: Schmucktacular@Vmail.KGB
Also, book of Boris and Natasha is cheaper. Printed on recycled Charmin like All-Americans like so much. Also, free pie with every order.