Brain Wreck

First Lieutenant Puff was unceremoniously drummed out of the 101st Magic Dragoons for conduct unbecoming an officer.
Puff later wrote and recorded a song about dealing with the 101st Magic Dragoons which became an international sensation and a multi-million best seller.
In the ensuing years, for a few seconds each day, Puff would reflect upon time spent in the Magic Dragoons while sipping expensive champagne and watching the beautiful sunset from the balcony of his penthouse on the French Riviera.
Puff would always conclude the day’s meditation by saying out loud, “Sic Semper Tyrannis You Stupid Neanderthals. Ha Ha!” Then one day it occurred to Puff that “Sic Semper Tyrannis You Stupid Neanderthals” would make a great song and album title. Puff immediately went to work and completed the project in just a few days. The single and the album went multi-platinum in a few short hours! Also, one of the album cuts, “It’s Only Pit Bull Shit”, became the biggest selling single of all time.
With the proceeds, Puff bought Costa Rica and the Trans-Siberian Railroad. While being interviewed on the Howard Stern Show, Puff stated that he owed his great success and his enormous fortune to a small group of ignorant, bigoted assholes!