Category: Grift
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Me For President and Shameless Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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Mt. Everest Shangri-La Condo Development Seeks Investors
Have you ever dreamed of a place far away from it all where you can view some of the world’s most fantastic scenery while sitting in a cool evening breeze and watching the little ant people far below wading in hot rising ocean water and suffering in the god-awful heat brought on by the “hoax”…
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Yes Virginia, There Will Be Automated Phone Systems in Hell
This post is taken from an actual recording of my most recent experience with the cheap bastards who have unleashed these exasperating automated phone systems on the general public. I assure you that this is completely verbatim. You know by now that I would never lie to you. Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring….ad infinitum.…
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Me For President, And Feeble Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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Another Feeble Merchandising Scam
I’m proud to announce that the all-new Brain Wreck T-shirt is available for purchase. Now is the time to order up and make your fashion statement. You can be that person who turns heads as you walk by and make people wonder how you could possibly be dressed in such poor taste. These T-shirts are…
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