Category: History
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March Madness Sadness
With the current frenzy of March Madness basketball, the most memorable game in tournament history, the story of which the NCAA has tried desperately to suppress for many years, is now the source of a new documentary called “Dumfungelmania” brought to you by the Dumfungel Corporation of downtown Scotland. The story begins in a small…
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The Last Known Words of the Beloved Dr. Seussed
Published here for the first time as a public service cautionary tale. Poot the Coot Poot was an old coot who stole stuffAnd loved to lay around pootin’ all dayXelon was a felon who stole stuff And crushed everything in his wayTogether they stole a whole countryAnd…………….. At this point in his writing, according to…
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New Delhi Daily News: Gandhi Busted!
On this date in 1937, Mohandes K. ‘Mahatma’ (meaning great soul) Gandhi, lifelong vegetarian and supreme non-violence advocate, prepared and ate his first chihuahua burger.
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A Dumfungle Family Reunion
The American Dumfungle family reunion was recently held at cousin Ted Dumfungle’s farm located just outside of Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky. And yes, that is an actual place. Cousin Ted’s place has proven to be the perfect hideout for our clan, and if you have read previous posts on this site, you’ll know why we need…
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Mt. Everest Shangri-La Condo Development Seeks Investors
Have you ever dreamed of a place far away from it all where you can view some of the world’s most fantastic scenery while sitting in a cool evening breeze and watching the little ant people far below wading in hot rising ocean water and suffering in the god-awful heat brought on by the “hoax”…
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A Frank Sinatra Christmas
The millions of you who faithfully follow this blog, (ahem), should by now be familiar with my neighbor, Madame Tammy Dawn. She is the person who conducts all the seances that put me in touch with famous deceased people who wish to be guest bloggers. Tammy Dawn is also the neighborhood taste-tester for various brands…
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John Wayne and the Flatulent Buckaroos
CAUTION: For Mature Audiences Only Those of you who are acquainted with some of my previous posts may remember that I frequently enlist the services of my neighborhood medium/psychic, Madame Tammy Dawn, to conduct scary seances and summon the spirits of the famous and infamous from the ethereal heights or depths of the great beyond…
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Geo. Washington Blues
Well, I have been watching the January 6th hearings with bated, or more like stink-baited, breath. My breath problem is most likely just a by-product of my addiction to politics or sardines. They both tend to develop disgusting smells in very short periods of time. Those of you who are old-time blues aficionados might remember…
Brain Wreck 