Category: Illustrated
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March Madness Sadness
With the current frenzy of March Madness basketball, the most memorable game in tournament history, the story of which the NCAA has tried desperately to suppress for many years, is now the source of a new documentary called “Dumfungelmania” brought to you by the Dumfungel Corporation of downtown Scotland. The story begins in a small…
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The Last Known Words of the Beloved Dr. Seussed
Published here for the first time as a public service cautionary tale. Poot the Coot Poot was an old coot who stole stuffAnd loved to lay around pootin’ all dayXelon was a felon who stole stuff And crushed everything in his wayTogether they stole a whole countryAnd…………….. At this point in his writing, according to…
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Smatch.Com
Remember…….VD is for everybody! Gary Bob and Tammy Shinehiney seen here dancing at their 14th wedding anniversary party. Yes, they met on Smatch.Com!
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Indigenous Craftsmen of the Frozen North
Popular Mechanics-September 1928 Ed. note: This article was approved by the ASPCA, ACLU, NAACP, Masons’ Union, Jack London, and the entire cast and crew of “Northern Exposure”. No evidence of animal cruelty, scab activity, racism, sexism, nepotism, botulism, or Communism was discovered during the subsequent Senate Investigative Hearings about this article. NANOOK by Nanook Nanook…
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All New Defends-Now with Our Patented Rid-O-Smell and Walruspiss Water Seal
Manufacturer’s Disclaimer: The makers of All New Defends do not support or oppose any political candidate. At our most recent board meeting a vote was taken, and it was decided that we all wanted to continue with our quest to remain among the living. In keeping with this action, we have also applied for asylum…
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Pirated Technology
In an attempt to calm his crew and possibly stave off a mutiny, famed and feared pirate Captain Blacklung Bill Tableleg joins the age of technology while setting up his new EyePad with the help of his loyal and surprisingly tech savvy First Mate, Doofus Boy.
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New Delhi Daily News: Gandhi Busted!
On this date in 1937, Mohandes K. ‘Mahatma’ (meaning great soul) Gandhi, lifelong vegetarian and supreme non-violence advocate, prepared and ate his first chihuahua burger.
Brain Wreck 