Category: Illustrated
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The Drizzlin’ Sheets Blues Band
Wasted Cat Records is pleased to announce that the latest recording by Vincenzo MacVilla and The Drizzlin’ Sheets Blues Band is scheduled for release on November 19, which also happens to be National Toe Fungus Recognition Day! So, mark your calendars, check your toes, and get ready to dance!Vincenzo and The Drizzlin’ Sheets, the widely acclaimed…
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Moose Crap Pie by Boris and Natasha
I am Boris. She is Natasha. You know us from KGB. Also, you know us from stupid show about stupid moose and stupid squirrel. Stupid moose with IQ of one finger and stupid flying squirrel who could only fly with wires like Peters Pan Tinkerbell boy. Bullwinkle Moose and Rocket J. Squirrel (J. for Wendell)…
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Gene Autry and Roy Rogers Present
After me and Roy quit makin’ movies, we didn’t do much of nothin’ besides sit around scratchin’, drinkin’ beer, and playin’ pinochle with Pat Brady and Gabby Hayes and Smiley Burnette. Hayes was okay ’cause he didn’t talk too much. His vocabulary was pretty much limited to the occasional “by cracky,” or “jumpin’ jehosophat,” or…
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Easter Rabbit by Idi Amin DaDa
When I am child in village, Mama DaDa and Dada DaDa buy brothers, sisters, buy me too some Easter candy, Easter basket, Easter chick, Easter rabbit. We all dress up then take picture. After dress up, Idi Amin eat Easter candy, eat Easter basket, eat brother and sister Easter candy, eat brother and sister Easter…
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The Wrath of Santa
You better watch out……… You better not cryYou better not pout………… I’m tellin’ you why‘Cause Santa Claus will kick your whinin’ little ass…. that’s why! Yes, Virginia, there really is a Sanity Clause. Don’t piss him off.
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Mr. Ed Soup by Wilbur
Hi, I’m Wilbur. You all remember me from my starring role in the immortal TV series, ‘Mr. Ed’, and also from my work at the Peoria Playhouse, my numerous starring roles with the Akron Little Theatre, and my long-running commercial for ConstiPoodle, the laxative for doggies on the go. Of course, my most famous role…
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A Tarzan Thanksgiving
Tarzan hungry. Jane hungry. Thanksgiving come. Jane go shop Piggly Wiggly Nairobi. Take canoe. Two day down. Eight day back. Fast river. Jane no buy frozen. Jane slow paddle. Too much sightsee. Boy go Las Vegas. Texas Hold ‘Em International Championship. Last year boy drink too much. Lose big time. This year six month AA…
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Cartoon Interlude #4
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lambMary had a little lambIt was a painful birth!(Ooze Brothers) Mary had a little lamb With some peas and a side of hamA quart of beer and a jug of wineMade that lamb taste fine!(RR) Which one of these songs would you prefer to have played at…
Brain Wreck 