Category: Illustrated
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Happy Halloween
“And Igor, you must always remember to grip the stake tightly because oak springs eternal in the human breast.”
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Cartoon Interlude, No. 2
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Slightly Tarnished Golden Years
There is no sin except stupidity.-Oscar Wilde I won’t say that he was dumber than an ox, but he wasn’t any smarter than one. -James Thurber writing about a classmate at OSU. It is a good thing that he speaks so slowly. It gives his brain a chance to catch up. -Winston Churchill speaking of…
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The Hal Hall of Fame
The International Hall of Fame for people named Hal has recently become my very first paid advertiser. My payment consists of being the only non-Hal to ever be inducted into the Hal Hall of Fame. This is quite an honor, and it is greatly appreciated. Cash, of course, would have been greatly appreciated, but beggars…
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Lions and Vegans and Cows, Oh My!
My guest writer for today is my old friend, Johnny Wendall Thernglot. Johnny Wendall begged me not to use his name because he is absolutely convinced that if he ever becomes as famous as he quite confidently believes he could be, he is sure that he will be assaulted on a daily basis by the…
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Money Tips From Edgar Allan Poe
Our topic for today is the economic genius of Edgar Allan Poe. Let’s assume for a second that you are an addlepated lube job who has never even considered taking financial advice from old Eddie Poe. Rookie mistake. (Note: This Edgar Allan Poe is not to be confused with famous NASCAR driver, Skoal poster boy,…
Brain Wreck 