Category: Parody
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Me For President and Shameless Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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All New Defends-Now with Our Patented Rid-O-Smell and Walruspiss Water Seal
Manufacturer’s Disclaimer: The makers of All New Defends do not support or oppose any political candidate. At our most recent board meeting a vote was taken, and it was decided that we all wanted to continue with our quest to remain among the living. In keeping with this action, we have also applied for asylum…
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Pirated Technology
In an attempt to calm his crew and possibly stave off a mutiny, famed and feared pirate Captain Blacklung Bill Tableleg joins the age of technology while setting up his new EyePad with the help of his loyal and surprisingly tech savvy First Mate, Doofus Boy.
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A Dumfungle Family Reunion
The American Dumfungle family reunion was recently held at cousin Ted Dumfungle’s farm located just outside of Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky. And yes, that is an actual place. Cousin Ted’s place has proven to be the perfect hideout for our clan, and if you have read previous posts on this site, you’ll know why we need…
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Mt. Everest Shangri-La Condo Development Seeks Investors
Have you ever dreamed of a place far away from it all where you can view some of the world’s most fantastic scenery while sitting in a cool evening breeze and watching the little ant people far below wading in hot rising ocean water and suffering in the god-awful heat brought on by the “hoax”…
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Yes Virginia, There Will Be Automated Phone Systems in Hell
This post is taken from an actual recording of my most recent experience with the cheap bastards who have unleashed these exasperating automated phone systems on the general public. I assure you that this is completely verbatim. You know by now that I would never lie to you. Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring….ad infinitum.…
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Nugent and Cruz at the Cancún Burger King
I usually don’t do interviews with controversial people, but I couldn’t resist the chance to witness what happens when massive overdoses of testosterone get swirled around in a vacuum. My investigative journalist curiosity was aroused. In the interest of complete transparency, a term which I have grown to loathe, I must tell you that I…
Brain Wreck 