Category: Politics
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The Last Known Words of the Beloved Dr. Seussed
Published here for the first time as a public service cautionary tale. Poot the Coot Poot was an old coot who stole stuffAnd loved to lay around pootin’ all dayXelon was a felon who stole stuff And crushed everything in his wayTogether they stole a whole countryAnd…………….. At this point in his writing, according to…
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Me For President and Shameless Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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All New Defends-Now with Our Patented Rid-O-Smell and Walruspiss Water Seal
Manufacturer’s Disclaimer: The makers of All New Defends do not support or oppose any political candidate. At our most recent board meeting a vote was taken, and it was decided that we all wanted to continue with our quest to remain among the living. In keeping with this action, we have also applied for asylum…
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Nugent and Cruz at the Cancún Burger King
I usually don’t do interviews with controversial people, but I couldn’t resist the chance to witness what happens when massive overdoses of testosterone get swirled around in a vacuum. My investigative journalist curiosity was aroused. In the interest of complete transparency, a term which I have grown to loathe, I must tell you that I…
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Easter Rabbit by Idi Amin DaDa
When I am child in village, Mama DaDa and Dada DaDa buy brothers, sisters, buy me too some Easter candy, Easter basket, Easter chick, Easter rabbit. We all dress up then take picture. After dress up, Idi Amin eat Easter candy, eat Easter basket, eat brother and sister Easter candy, eat brother and sister Easter…
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How I Won the War with Canada
Those of you who have been reading this drivel lofty tome are aware of the fact that I am now a legitimate write-in candidate for U.S. President, U.S. Senate, or the U.S, House of Representatives. As such, I think it only fitting that I tell you about my history as a highly decorated military hero.…
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Me For President, And Feeble Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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Geo. Washington Blues
Well, I have been watching the January 6th hearings with bated, or more like stink-baited, breath. My breath problem is most likely just a by-product of my addiction to politics or sardines. They both tend to develop disgusting smells in very short periods of time. Those of you who are old-time blues aficionados might remember…
Brain Wreck 