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Puff the Magic Dragoon
First Lieutenant Puff was unceremoniously drummed out of the 101st Magic Dragoons for conduct unbecoming an officer.Puff later wrote and recorded a song about dealing with the 101st Magic Dragoons which became an international sensation and a multi-million best seller. In the ensuing years, for a few seconds each day, Puff would reflect upon time…
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Gnu Year’s Resolutions
1. I will never again say, “Hold my beer…. watch this!”2. I will stop telling people that the scar on my arm is a shrapnel wound from the war when the scar was actually caused by the removal of my Stormy Daniels tattoo.3. I will treat all people with kindness and respect unless some ignorant…
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The Scientifically Sound Sexual Survey in Bb Major
by Arnold Palmer Vivaldi Good evening and welcome to this informal, yet scientifically sound, sexual survey upon which I spared no expense while making it up as I celebrated my third Happy Hour of the afternoon. Please answer all questions to the best of your reading and comprehension level, and feel free to comment at…
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After Many Years of Apparent Marital Bliss, Wendell Finally Saw the Writing on the Wall!
Happy Halloween from Mary Jane Finsterwald, Marriage Counselor Extraordinaire! B.A., M.A., Roll Tide, D.M.V.
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International Campaign Fundraising Update
On a recent tax-deductible trip through the Highlands of Scotland, I met with several representatives from the Association of Scottish Sheep Breeders (The ASSB). These very fine, upstanding, totally ethical, kilt bedecked folks offered a substantial contribution to my Presidential Campaign that amounted to $51.17. In exchange, which is definitely not tit-for-tat or pay-to-play or…
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Campaign Finance Update
I am pleased to announce that my campaign for President of the U.S. raised the astounding amount of $27.12 for the month of August. I am also in full compliance with federal election laws by disclosing that all the money came from a very successful yard sale where I parted with several of my most…
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Wyatt the Wester Bunny
In keeping with age-old traditions, Wyatt the Wester Bunny still delivers Wester baskets to all the good little cowpokes on Wester Sunday. Wester baskets, as they have been presented to all the good little ‘pokes through the years, always contain beans, bacon, coffee, rotgut whiskey, and ammo. Happy Wester to all!
Brain Wreck 