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Surfin’ USA With Irma and Clarabelle
I never would have guessed that my lifelong friend would wind up as a shark sandwich. Poor Irma! I know that the shark was probably hungry, and he probably had a wife and kids to support somewhere, but I still hope that he found her to be old and tough and stringy. Irma, bless her…
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The Adventures of Jimmy Joe Jeeter-Daredevil Extraordinaire
Anonymous TV viewer Roy Ray Rothschild of Bufsquat, New York: “Well, I don’t know who the biggest idiot is here. Is it this oily TV reporter for interviewing this dumbass or is it this dumbass who just went over the Falls in an accordion or is it me for watching this drivel? Anyway, here it…
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Superman’s Golden Years
No longer faster than a speeding bullet…Recently run over by a powerful locomotive…But still able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
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Alien Abduction at the Wonder Weenie
“Good afternoon and welcome to the P.P. Tapes show here on station KDUH in beautiful St. Vitus, West Virginia. I’m your host, P.P. Tapes, and we’re coming to you from a hidden location in order to protect the identity of all concerned parties. We have a very special guest today, so let us welcome local…
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In Memoriam
In memoriam, Agnes Gertrude “T-Bills” Crockett Rockefeller. Born July 4, 1923, daughter of Davy and Betty Crockett in Latrineville, Tennessee. Died July 4, 2023, in New York, New York. Famously memorialized in “The Ballad of Aggie Crockett” as recorded by Puss Farker and the Sex Pistols.“She was born on a mountaintop in TennesseeWhere she was…
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Mt. Everest Shangri-La Condo Development Seeks Investors
Have you ever dreamed of a place far away from it all where you can view some of the world’s most fantastic scenery while sitting in a cool evening breeze and watching the little ant people far below wading in hot rising ocean water and suffering in the god-awful heat brought on by the “hoax”…
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Cooking With House Pets
I am Boris. She is Natasha. Today we find copy of our book “Cooking With House Pets” with recipe for Moose Crap Pie on Internets thing. When we see book ad, we are mad like crack smoker hornets. Some guy named Reederz or something says he is author and illustrator. Not true! He is big…
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Goldilocks and the Chicago Bears
Heinie Wayne and Junie Mae Hockeypoozle were once the most famous sausage makers in all of Bavaria. They were known far and wide for their secret ingredient sausage, and the secret ingredient later came to be known as the main cause of World War I, World War II, the rise of Naziism, and later, after…
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The Right Motivation
After repeated attempts, Eugene fulfills his final bucket list item by teaching his cat to swim.
Brain Wreck 