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RIP Wendell
This spring I became a sort of pseudo caretaker/parent of a handsome wild rabbit who lived somewhere on my property. I think that he was dug in somewhere beneath my garden shed, or he could have just been hanging out in the grass or the bushes. I’m not well-versed in rabbit psychology. That doesn’t really…
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Atlas Shart
“Hey…Little Help Here?!…. Bathroom….Need A Bathroom Break…Real Bad…No Kidding! Anybody?…Help….Bathroom…Anybody?…HELP!…please?” Seismologists now believe that this event was the starting point for all subsequent episodes of seismic activity on Earth. Frequent seismic activity in one particular neighborhood resulted in severe brain damage to an individual that led to the musical composition of “Baby Shark.” If you…
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Fudd Inducted into Hal Hall of Fame
News Flash: Famous cartoon character Elmer Fudd’s cousin, Hal Mer Fudd, was just inducted into the Hal Hall of Fame. Film at 11:00. Hal Mer Fudd Acceptance Speech I am weally, weally happy to be wecognized for my weally twuly wighteous campaign of wevenge with my cousin against wascally wabbits and those wotten wapscallion Twump…
Brain Wreck 