Category: Uncategorized
-
Things I Find on Road by Olympic Gold Medalist Runeatandpoo Assizburn
In my native country I run all time. No time for job, wife, house, car, children, grocery shop at store. I eat what I find on side of road. Run 50, 100, 200 mile a day. Find some good stuff. Some bad stuff. Sometime give you the runs. Sometime give you the constipated. If you…
-
A History of the Dumfungle Marital Aids Company
Today is the birthday of my beloved cousin, Arsole Clumpfree Dumfungle. Arsole is now the de facto head of the world famous Dumfungle clan of County Basie, Scotland. The Dumfungle clan, for those of you who are not familiar with them, made their vast family fortune way back in the Middle Ages. Any person who…
-
I Would if Natalie Wood
Dear Natalie, Oh Natalie, I really miss you. You know I’ve had an enormous crush on you ever since I saw you as a small child in “Miracle On 34th Street”. No, that does not make me a pervert. After all, I was only 7 years old at the time. Give me a break, ok?…
-
Gnu Year’s Resolutions
1. I will never again say, “Hold my beer…. watch this!”2. I will stop telling people that the scar on my arm is a shrapnel wound from the war when the scar was actually caused by the removal of my Stormy Daniels tattoo. 3. I will treat all people with kindness and respect unless some…
-
Old Tattooed People
I am a huge fan of live music, and, as such, I attend as many shows and concerts as I possibly can. Not all of these concerts are first-rate, but I always give the performers the benefit of the doubt just for their efforts. That’s where I was last night when I saw the greatest,…
-
John Wayne and the Flatulent Buckaroos
CAUTION: For Mature Audiences Only Those of you who are acquainted with some of my previous posts may remember that I frequently enlist the services of my neighborhood medium/psychic, Madame Tammy Dawn, to conduct scary seances and summon the spirits of the famous and infamous from the ethereal heights or depths of the great beyond…
-
Another Feeble Merchandising Scam
I’m proud to announce that the all-new Brain Wreck T-shirt is available for purchase. Now is the time to order up and make your fashion statement. You can be that person who turns heads as you walk by and make people wonder how you could possibly be dressed in such poor taste. These T-shirts are…
-
Brain Wreck Launches
Reece L. Reeder introduces Brain Wreck. Come back often to be entertained by humorous observations, witty rapport, and just general random firings in the gray matter – all with occasional illustrations or music videos.
Brain Wreck 