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The New Wild Kingdom Food Network
EPISODE ONE-MISE EN PLACELarry and Geraldine gather ingredients for a picnic lunch.
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The Scientifically Sound Sexual Survey in Bb Major
by Arnold Palmer Vivaldi Good evening and welcome to this informal, yet scientifically sound, sexual survey upon which I spared no expense while making it up as I celebrated my third Happy Hour of the afternoon. Please answer all questions to the best of your reading and comprehension level, and feel free to comment at…
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After Many Years of Apparent Marital Bliss, Wendell Finally Saw the Writing on the Wall!
Happy Halloween from Mary Jane Finsterwald, Marriage Counselor Extraordinaire! B.A., M.A., Roll Tide, D.M.V.
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Indigenous Craftsmen of the Frozen North
Popular Mechanics-September 1928 Ed. note: This article was approved by the ASPCA, ACLU, NAACP, Masons’ Union, Jack London, and the entire cast and crew of “Northern Exposure”. No evidence of animal cruelty, scab activity, racism, sexism, nepotism, botulism, or Communism was discovered during the subsequent Senate Investigative Hearings about this article. NANOOK by Nanook Nanook…
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International Campaign Fundraising Update
On a recent tax-deductible trip through the Highlands of Scotland, I met with several representatives from the Association of Scottish Sheep Breeders (The ASSB). These very fine, upstanding, totally ethical, kilt bedecked folks offered a substantial contribution to my Presidential Campaign that amounted to $51.17. In exchange, which is definitely not tit-for-tat or pay-to-play or…
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Campaign Finance Update
I am pleased to announce that my campaign for President of the U.S. raised the astounding amount of $27.12 for the month of August. I am also in full compliance with federal election laws by disclosing that all the money came from a very successful yard sale where I parted with several of my most…
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Me For President and Shameless Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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All New Defends-Now with Our Patented Rid-O-Smell and Walruspiss Water Seal
Manufacturer’s Disclaimer: The makers of All New Defends do not support or oppose any political candidate. At our most recent board meeting a vote was taken, and it was decided that we all wanted to continue with our quest to remain among the living. In keeping with this action, we have also applied for asylum…
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Pirated Technology
In an attempt to calm his crew and possibly stave off a mutiny, famed and feared pirate Captain Blacklung Bill Tableleg joins the age of technology while setting up his new EyePad with the help of his loyal and surprisingly tech savvy First Mate, Doofus Boy.
Brain Wreck
Humorous observations of life with illustrations
Brain Wreck 