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Wyatt the Wester Bunny
In keeping with age-old traditions, Wyatt the Wester Bunny still delivers Wester baskets to all the good little cowpokes on Wester Sunday. Wester baskets, as they have been presented to all the good little ‘pokes through the years, always contain beans, bacon, coffee, rotgut whiskey, and ammo. Happy Wester to all!
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New Delhi Daily News: Gandhi Busted!
On this date in 1937, Mohandes K. ‘Mahatma’ (meaning great soul) Gandhi, lifelong vegetarian and supreme non-violence advocate, prepared and ate his first chihuahua burger.
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The Drizzlin’ Sheets Blues Band
Wasted Cat Records is pleased to announce that the latest recording by Vincenzo MacVilla and The Drizzlin’ Sheets Blues Band is scheduled for release on November 19, which also happens to be National Toe Fungus Recognition Day! So, mark your calendars, check your toes, and get ready to dance!Vincenzo and The Drizzlin’ Sheets, the widely acclaimed…
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Surfin’ USA With Irma and Clarabelle
I never would have guessed that my lifelong friend would wind up as a shark sandwich. Poor Irma! I know that the shark was probably hungry, and he probably had a wife and kids to support somewhere, but I still hope that he found her to be old and tough and stringy. Irma, bless her…
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The Adventures of Jimmy Joe Jeeter-Daredevil Extraordinaire
Anonymous TV viewer Roy Ray Rothschild of Bufsquat, New York: “Well, I don’t know who the biggest idiot is here. Is it this oily TV reporter for interviewing this dumbass or is it this dumbass who just went over the Falls in an accordion or is it me for watching this drivel? Anyway, here it…
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A Dumfungle Family Reunion
The American Dumfungle family reunion was recently held at cousin Ted Dumfungle’s farm located just outside of Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky. And yes, that is an actual place. Cousin Ted’s place has proven to be the perfect hideout for our clan, and if you have read previous posts on this site, you’ll know why we need…
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Superman’s Golden Years
No longer faster than a speeding bullet…Recently run over by a powerful locomotive…But still able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
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Alien Abduction at the Wonder Weenie
“Good afternoon and welcome to the P.P. Tapes show here on station KDUH in beautiful St. Vitus, West Virginia. I’m your host, P.P. Tapes, and we’re coming to you from a hidden location in order to protect the identity of all concerned parties. We have a very special guest today, so let us welcome local…
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In Memoriam
In memoriam, Agnes Gertrude “T-Bills” Crockett Rockefeller. Born July 4, 1923, daughter of Davy and Betty Crockett in Latrineville, Tennessee. Died July 4, 2023, in New York, New York. Famously memorialized in “The Ballad of Aggie Crockett” as recorded by Puss Farker and the Sex Pistols.“She was born on a mountaintop in TennesseeWhere she was…
