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Mt. Everest Shangri-La Condo Development Seeks Investors
Have you ever dreamed of a place far away from it all where you can view some of the world’s most fantastic scenery while sitting in a cool evening breeze and watching the little ant people far below wading in hot rising ocean water and suffering in the god-awful heat brought on by the “hoax”…
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Yes Virginia, There Will Be Automated Phone Systems in Hell
This post is taken from an actual recording of my most recent experience with the cheap bastards who have unleashed these exasperating automated phone systems on the general public. I assure you that this is completely verbatim. You know by now that I would never lie to you. Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring….ad infinitum.…
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Cooking With House Pets
I am Boris. She is Natasha. Today we find copy of our book “Cooking With House Pets” with recipe for Moose Crap Pie on Internets thing. When we see book ad, we are mad like crack smoker hornets. Some guy named Reederz or something says he is author and illustrator. Not true! He is big…
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Moose Crap Pie by Boris and Natasha
I am Boris. She is Natasha. You know us from KGB. Also, you know us from stupid show about stupid moose and stupid squirrel. Stupid moose with IQ of one finger and stupid flying squirrel who could only fly with wires like Peters Pan Tinkerbell boy. Bullwinkle Moose and Rocket J. Squirrel (J. for Wendell)…
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Gene Autry and Roy Rogers Present
After me and Roy quit makin’ movies, we didn’t do much of nothin’ besides sit around scratchin’, drinkin’ beer, and playin’ pinochle with Pat Brady and Gabby Hayes and Smiley Burnette. Hayes was okay ’cause he didn’t talk too much. His vocabulary was pretty much limited to the occasional “by cracky,” or “jumpin’ jehosophat,” or…
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Goldilocks and the Chicago Bears
Heinie Wayne and Junie Mae Hockeypoozle were once the most famous sausage makers in all of Bavaria. They were known far and wide for their secret ingredient sausage, and the secret ingredient later came to be known as the main cause of World War I, World War II, the rise of Naziism, and later, after…
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The Right Motivation
After repeated attempts, Eugene fulfills his final bucket list item by teaching his cat to swim.
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RIP Wendell
This spring I became a sort of pseudo caretaker/parent of a handsome wild rabbit who lived somewhere on my property. I think that he was dug in somewhere beneath my garden shed, or he could have just been hanging out in the grass or the bushes. I’m not well-versed in rabbit psychology. That doesn’t really…
Brain Wreck
Humorous observations of life with illustrations
Brain Wreck 