Brain Wreck

In my native country I run all time. No time for job, wife, house, car, children, grocery shop at store. I eat what I find on side of road. Run 50, 100, 200 mile a day. Find some good stuff. Some bad stuff. Sometime give you the runs. Sometime give you the constipated. If you…

Today is the birthday of my beloved cousin, Arsole Clumpfree Dumfungle. Arsole is now the de facto head of the world famous Dumfungle clan of County Basie, Scotland. The Dumfungle clan, for those of you who are not familiar with them, made their vast family fortune way back in the Middle Ages. Any person who…

Dear Natalie, Oh Natalie, I really miss you. You know I’ve had an enormous crush on you ever since I saw you as a small child in “Miracle On 34th Street”. No, that does not make me a pervert. After all, I was only 7 years old at the time. Give me a break, ok?…

1. I will never again say, “Hold my beer…. watch this!”2. I will stop telling people that the scar on my arm is a shrapnel wound from the war when the scar was actually caused by the removal of my Stormy Daniels tattoo. 3. I will treat all people with kindness and respect unless some…

I am a huge fan of live music, and, as such, I attend as many shows and concerts as I possibly can. Not all of these concerts are first-rate, but I always give the performers the benefit of the doubt just for their efforts. That’s where I was last night when I saw the greatest,…