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The Flatulent Buckaroos 2023 World Tour
Hey, it’s me again, your old pal and world-renowned idol, John Wayne. I’m back from the dead. You all know that I am way too damn tough to ever die. Anyway, all the little flatulent buckaroos are now full grown, and we are pleased to announce that our band, John Wayne and the Flatulent Buckaroos,…
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A Tarzan Thanksgiving
Tarzan hungry. Jane hungry. Thanksgiving come. Jane go shop Piggly Wiggly Nairobi. Take canoe. Two day down. Eight day back. Fast river. Jane no buy frozen. Jane slow paddle. Too much sightsee. Boy go Las Vegas. Texas Hold ‘Em International Championship. Last year boy drink too much. Lose big time. This year six month AA…
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Cartoon Interlude #4
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lambMary had a little lambIt was a painful birth!(Ooze Brothers) Mary had a little lamb With some peas and a side of hamA quart of beer and a jug of wineMade that lamb taste fine!(RR) Which one of these songs would you prefer to have played at…
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John Wayne and the Flatulent Buckaroos
CAUTION: For Mature Audiences Only Those of you who are acquainted with some of my previous posts may remember that I frequently enlist the services of my neighborhood medium/psychic, Madame Tammy Dawn, to conduct scary seances and summon the spirits of the famous and infamous from the ethereal heights or depths of the great beyond…
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Happy Halloween
“And Igor, you must always remember to grip the stake tightly because oak springs eternal in the human breast.”
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How I Won the War with Canada
Those of you who have been reading this drivel lofty tome are aware of the fact that I am now a legitimate write-in candidate for U.S. President, U.S. Senate, or the U.S, House of Representatives. As such, I think it only fitting that I tell you about my history as a highly decorated military hero.…
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Me For President, And Feeble Merchandising Scam #2
I wish to take this opportunity, mainly because there’s nobody here to give me any grief about it, to announce that I am now officially a write-in candidate for President of the U.S., or the United States Senate, House of Representatives, or any other elected position where I can later solicit people to send me…
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Cartoon Interlude, No. 2
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Brain Wreck
Humorous observations of life with illustrations
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