Tag: Canada
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The Adventures of Jimmy Joe Jeeter-Daredevil Extraordinaire
Anonymous TV viewer Roy Ray Rothschild of Bufsquat, New York: “Well, I don’t know who the biggest idiot is here. Is it this oily TV reporter for interviewing this dumbass or is it this dumbass who just went over the Falls in an accordion or is it me for watching this drivel? Anyway, here it…
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How I Won the War with Canada
Those of you who have been reading this drivel lofty tome are aware of the fact that I am now a legitimate write-in candidate for U.S. President, U.S. Senate, or the U.S, House of Representatives. As such, I think it only fitting that I tell you about my history as a highly decorated military hero.…
Brain Wreck 