Tag: Trump
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All New Defends-Now with Our Patented Rid-O-Smell and Walruspiss Water Seal
Manufacturer’s Disclaimer: The makers of All New Defends do not support or oppose any political candidate. At our most recent board meeting a vote was taken, and it was decided that we all wanted to continue with our quest to remain among the living. In keeping with this action, we have also applied for asylum…
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How I Won the War with Canada
Those of you who have been reading this drivel lofty tome are aware of the fact that I am now a legitimate write-in candidate for U.S. President, U.S. Senate, or the U.S, House of Representatives. As such, I think it only fitting that I tell you about my history as a highly decorated military hero.…
Brain Wreck 