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News Flash: Famous cartoon character Elmer Fudd’s cousin, Hal Mer Fudd, was just inducted into the Hal Hall of Fame. Film at 11:00.

Hal Mer Fudd Acceptance Speech

I am weally, weally happy to be wecognized for my weally twuly wighteous campaign of wevenge with my cousin against wascally wabbits and those wotten wapscallion Twump kids who have been waiding my waised bed mawijuana garden, and who have no wespect for me. Thank you for wecognizing my efforts to wemain in the constant state of weed wackiness that wevived my film caweer. I weally owe my whole caweer to my welentless pursuit of first wate weefer. Oh, and also to Cousin Elmer.

I wish to thank Warner Bwothers for casting me as Cousin Elmer’s sidekick in the wemake of “Wainman,” “The Tweasure of the Siewwa Madwe,” “Waising Awizona,” and “Splendor in the Gwass.” I would also like to thank Walph Nader, Walph Cwamden, Will Wogers, Woy Wogers, Waquel Welch, Wonald Weagan, all my welatives, the guild of illustwators, and Weece Weeder from Bwainwweck.blog for his contwibution to the world of blogging and weed, and also helping me weceive my induction into the world wenouned Hal Hall of Fame.

I also should tell you that my full name is Hal Mer Danger Fudd. Yeah, that’s wight. My middle name is Danger, and I have lived my whole life on the edge. Yes, Danger was my middle name, but I changed it to Wilfwed because it sounds more menacing. I have no fear of gas station tacos, scawy butterflies, hostile chipmunks, or small childwen with stinky diapers. And now I would like to sing my theme song which I fweely admit that I stole fwom Snow White and those weally stupid seven wunts that she used to hang out with. It’s called, “Wudolph the Wed Nosed Weindeer,” and my version is available on my website for only, ah hell, wong song. The one I stole fwom the seven wunts is, “Whistle While You Work.” They are both available on my website for only 19.95 plus s&h. Here’s how it goes.

Whistle while you work…pfft..pfft..pfft..pfft..pfft..pfft..pfft
Just hum a song and sing along and whistle while you work

Whistle while you work, Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie, now it doesn’t work.

I wespectfully thank all the Hal Hall of Fame Board of Diwectors and my loyal fans.
Sincewely,
Hal Mer Danger Wilfwed Fudd, famous wabbit hunter’s cousin.

P.S. I now weside and work in Pwovidence, Whode Island. I am a part-time wodeo clown and a wock and woll singer with John Wayne and the Flatulent Buckawoos, whose world tour begins Apwil 1, 2024, in Walla Walla, Washington, at Al’s Alignment shop. I also waise wiener dogs. Oh, and I am working on my new theme song, ‘Cwazy’ by Willie Nelson. ‘I’m cwazy for twyin’, cwazy for cwyin’, etc. I’m also considewing ‘Wockin’ Wobin’, and ‘Wock Awound the Clock’. You can vote for your favowites or send suggestions in care of The Hal Hall of Fame or Warner Bwothers. Thank you.
All these hit songs are available on my website. Just send $19.95 in cash, check, money order, S&H gween stamps, or send 5 million in bitcoin or whatever that mess is, to me at Wuwal Woute 1, Pwovidence, Whode Island.