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Campaign Finance Update

I am pleased to announce that my campaign for President of the U.S. raised the astounding amount of $27.12 for the month of August. I am also in full compliance with federal election laws by disclosing that all the money came from a very successful yard sale where I parted with several of my most valuable possessions.

I have also made an executive decision that when elected I will posthumously award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, Kurt Vonnegut, Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. Greenjeans.

If you wish to donate to my campaign, I will be at the intersection of Kingshighway and Wal-Mart Drive Monday through Saturday. I will be holding a bucket that says “Me for President” while strolling through traffic stopped for the red light.

Thank you for your support and generous contributions.

reecereeder

3 responses to “Campaign Finance Update”

  1. bobsbirthday1114 Avatar
    bobsbirthday1114

    I just sent you a $10.00 check for your campaign.  Please hold that check until Thursday.  By then I should have some money from Paypal to make it good.  Thanks.                                                       Very truly yours, A Proud Supporter(but not a Proud Boy)

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    1. reecereeder Avatar
      reecereeder

      Please remember that all contributions are tax deductible. The more you give the more you save. Making large cash donations to me just might be your quickest path to financial security.

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  2. pfmatthews Avatar
    pfmatthews

    Have just sent you $8.32 plus 2,379 Green Stamps to help with your campaign. Please keep me in mind for Secretary of Homeland Security as I would like to have a lucrative government job but not have to actually do anything.

    Regards,

    Thurston Howell III

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