Brain Wreck

Popular Mechanics-September 1928

Ed. note: This article was approved by the ASPCA, ACLU, NAACP, Masons’ Union, Jack London, and the entire cast and crew of “Northern Exposure”. No evidence of animal cruelty, scab activity, racism, sexism, nepotism, botulism, or Communism was discovered during the subsequent Senate Investigative Hearings about this article.

NANOOK
by
Nanook

Nanook ate his blubber ’til he thought he would explode
So Nanook cut some chunks of ice and built an Eskimode

Holding a ton of natural gas, Nanook blew a mighty blast
Which greatly warmed his frozen ass and destroyed his Eskimode

Nanook was subsequently denied a rural development loan
His case is on appeal

The End