Brain Wreck

Published here for the first time as a public service cautionary tale.

Poot the Coot
Poot was an old coot who stole stuff
And loved to lay around pootin’ all day
Xelon was a felon who stole stuff
And crushed everything in his way
Together they stole a whole country
And……………..

At this point in his writing, according to evidence from his ring doorbell camera, six rough looking men wearing identical brown shirts with matching arm bands, which seems to be a current fashion trend, appeared on the doorstep of Dr. Seussed. When Dr. Seussed politely answered the door, the men grabbed him and carried him off to a waiting white windowless van.
As they carried him away, Dr. Seussed could be heard yelling,
“Where in the world are you taking me?
I demand to know!
I wish to stay right here in my house.
I do not wish to go!
I do not wish to have this fear!
I do not wish to disappear!
You ignorant, Nazi, ass-kissing thugs,
My wife has a .38! She’ll fill you with slugs!”

Sadly, those were the last words of Dr. Seussed. If you have information about this case, you better keep it to yourself. Play it safe. Do not call the authorities. They are the authorities! You could be next!

This public service announcement has been brought to you by 10,000 anonymous ex-postal employees and a few hundred thousand others who shall remain nameless and faceless.